Found this funny, unpublished "piece" from a few years ago when I was trying to write a blog but my nieces were a delightful disruption to my efforts. I miss those times!
What should I write about? Hmmmm... (sound of clock, tick-tock, tick-tock...)
Yawn... scratch head...sigh... stare at screen... I need another cup of coffee for sure! Laugh hysterically... nyuk-nyuk, har-har, guffaw.... stare at screen again.... boring! Well, at least this blog entree is entertaining my nieces big time.
Scratch neck... put hands on head.. uh-oh, here comes Joshua... Ummm.... rumble... gurgle... burp (and other strange noises coming from my insides). I don't think I'm making any progress here... helppppp! (after 20 minutes) Oh, here comes the lifesaver, tarragon tea!!! Thanks Maddie! :) (sweet smile) but I'm still not feeling better... Ahuhuhuh...The tarragon tea is so... muah! (kisses Maddie) relaxing... Can I have extra hot water?????
Scratch neck... put hands on head.. uh-oh, here comes Joshua... Ummm.... rumble... gurgle... burp (and other strange noises coming from my insides). I don't think I'm making any progress here... helppppp! (after 20 minutes) Oh, here comes the lifesaver, tarragon tea!!! Thanks Maddie! :) (sweet smile) but I'm still not feeling better... Ahuhuhuh...The tarragon tea is so... muah! (kisses Maddie) relaxing... Can I have extra hot water?????
Hmmmm.... think, think, think! I can't think!!!!!!!!!!!
Fumbles on iTouch... Hey, I can build a new floor on Tiny Towers! Must be a retail shop... How can I have peace and quiet with all these kids? They're driving me nuts!Maddie: Do you even eat nuts?
Oh great, my iTouch is low batt! This is an impossible task to do? (sings) Little kids, little kids every where I turn, I can...What? see them!
Maddie sings: Lalalalala...sing a happy song... Maddie, stop that!!! Uhhhh...What now?
Meg: Kids, mom says it's bedtime!!!
Finally! Peace and quiet! But now, I have totally lost the will to write. Well, maybe tomorrow!
